Brrrata

Welcome to Brrrata!

GM, kings! Welcome to Holland—the land of windmills, cheese, and fields of beautiful flowers. But flowers? Maaaan, forget the tulips. Here, we're cranking out pure, unfiltered chaos. I mean, it's Holland—so why settle for flowers when you could be minting cheese-fueled, hallucinogenic Brrrata tokens? Let's freaking go! Here are the rules, quick and dirty:

1. Mint Brrrata Tokens
   • Cheese Printer from Hell: Hit the button and let the cheese printer brrrr! The more you mint, the crazier it gets. Like, windmill-level crazy.
   • Bonding Curve: Price goes up as more cheese is printed. Think of it like the flowers—they bloom, they get expensive. Early minting = cheap cheese.
   • Token Address: 0xCF8390A74c59e008df3f6154bECf798402301698

2. Spin the Wheel of Cheese-tiny

   Mint some tokens and spin the wheel. What'll it be?

   • Normal cheese: Yeah, it's just cheese—no frills, no thrills.
   • Double your cheese: Twice the dairy, twice the flex!
   • Normal cheese locked for 1 day: Sit tight, cheese takes time, buddy.
   • Normal cheese locked for 1 week: Aged to perfection—hope you like waiting!
   • Moldy cheese: Yikes, lose 10% of your cheese—better luck next time.
   • Burnt cheese: Gordon Ramsay just showed up, called you an idiot sandwich, and poof—your cheese is GONE!


3. Stake in the Fondue Pit
   • Stake for Gooey Rewards: Toss your Brrrata into the Fondue Pit and let it melt. Earn gooey cheese rewards while others dream of tulips.
   • 69% APY with 3 Staking Options: Stake your Brrrata for:
     • 1 day: x1 rewards.
     • 3 days: x1.2 rewards.
     • 7 days: x1.5 rewards.
     But beware—once the staking period is over, your cheese stops growing. No interest after that, so time it right or end up with sad, crusty cheese.